the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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