Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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