I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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