: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Dear god my vagina.
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