it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
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