People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
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