He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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