Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!�
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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