Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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