i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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