The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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