My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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