I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
This baby is an asshole
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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