I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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