i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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