last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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