What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
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