No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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