Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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