the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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