We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
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