beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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