he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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