PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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