porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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