matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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