I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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