But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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