how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
