I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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