I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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