i think my mom watched the whole time
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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