thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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