I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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