The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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