So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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