i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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