I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
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