i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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