If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
i drank out of a bidet.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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