Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I don't deserve a penis
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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