tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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