the new term for farting is butt boxing.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
You took a bar mat shot.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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