i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
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