Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Randomize
