the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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