so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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