I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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