Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
We smell like vodka and hangover
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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