what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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