why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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